basket boys

i hate being a basket boy it is a totally bogus meat market they don't care if all you have in you meat market it didn't matter if all you had in your basket was a mud pie if you looked good  you'd rake in some cash what's worse  is that i was nearly bought by jumbo jenny and Jon Trucklock was bought by Juli, Juli !¡!¡!¡! a few years ago i wouldn't mind but since the dinner i seem to like her but how man i wish i threw away those eggs i wish i hadn't trusted garret but lately i seem to be regretting a lot of things lately. man i wish i had kissed her when she liked me. i wish she'd talk to me

garret and dad cross the line.

i hate garret and dad, but let's talk about garret first the the person he is led him to scurry in my bag without asking and pry  he soon found and the article granddad gave me (check "the sycamore tree cut down" for details) and now thinks i'm hot for Juli i mean if he finds something in in someone else's bag he should leave it alone. my dad the horrible lying sneaky man that he is accusing the baker brothers for being drug dealer in their faces too i can not believe it  that man has to face insulted the Baker brothers  calling them drug dealers , DRUG DEALERS!, I do not believe that man  and in our house after they were invited for dinnner by my mum i nealy slapped him and would have too but granddad pulled me aside. the two of them are idiots

eggs, eggs, eggs

i hat eggs but only since Lyenetta started going out with Skyler Brown why because the baker brothers were raising a boa constrictor, how do these things relate well when Lyenetta stayed late a at Skyler's house mum would send me over to get Lyenetta soon the Baker brothers chose to show me their boa they were at the Brown's house cuz the the lot of them are in a band called "mystery pisser" they showed me the boa while its eating eggs that got me off eggs i still can feel that flex any ways now Julianna is giving my family about a half carton of eggs a day  i left the eggs on my counter and had cereal for breakfast.now i'm intercepting eggs and trashing them we don't want to find a dead baby chick in our pans and no salmonella poisoning from her filthy yard. i think this is a practical; joke from her brothers i'm hoping her hens stop laying so I can stop doing this.

the sycamore tree cutdown

hey I'm kind'a happy they cut down that monster of a tree it was gnarled and ugly. but why is Julianna crying about it, not taking the bus, buddy she was crazy about that tree, second to me only  but this is goin' over board. the thing that pisses me of the most is that my own grandfather is siding with the most pushy annoying show-off that ever lived about the sycamore tree but too lat i saw it fall when i was coming home from school now just to make me feel like some sort of jerk by reading a stinking article about Julianna, but seriously who does he think he is my society lecturer I'm seriously pissed at him i wish they they cut down that tree